in english we had to write a report on the steps of how to bug the crap out of someone!
it was probably one of the most random reports i have ever written...it was pretty fun actually! so here is mine...
STEPS ON HOW TO BUG THE CRAP OUT OF SOMEONE
1. pull their hair
2. talk about cats and unicorns
3. be random and weird
4. whine like a baby
5. always try to out do them...always win :)
6. talk all about your life...and make sure they never get a turn to talk!
7. ask them questions over and over
8. tell them they look funny
9. dont do anything they say
10. disagree with everything they say
11. be selfish
12. brag about yourself
13. laugh at them when they mess up or do something wrong
14. borrow things and never return it
14.5 especially $$!!
15. act like you know everything
16. lie to them
17. spit on them
18. listen to their conversations with other people
19. do things that you know they dont like
19.5 ex. eating their chocolate
20. never let them make decisions...you choose them all
21. show them all your cool tricks and moves
22. make a huge mess of their stuff
22.5 their room is the best especially right after they cleaned it
23. dont listen to them when they are talking
24. never help them
24.5 make them do everything on their own
25. be as loud as possible...maybe scream in their face
26. never leave them alone
26.5 stalk them
27. tell stupid jokes
so thats my list...maybe next time we will have to make a list of how to make someone happy or the opposite of bugging them...i will just have to see! :)
This is very funny!!!!!
ReplyDeletehaha that's what I had to do too!! I had to write a one and a half page paper on it! what do the teachers want us to learn from that?? But it was kinda fun! haha :]
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